The Bastard Breaks Up Again (Jon Lajoie)

"Gump dump" (n) assuaging a girl you're dumping with trite cliches like "life is like a box of chocolates" and then running 1,000 miles in the other direction. See also http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1ecff15a32/brocabulary-101-from-brocabulary

Personal fav is that you explain James Caan through Elf instead of the Godfather. HILARIOUS!

DUDE! i love you. no matter how creepy this sounds. i have like memorized almost every line in ALL of your songs. dude get some merchandise. PLEASE.

i live you

"she is a big girl!"- you are so f-ing funny!!!

hahaha fat should kill them selfs i think blind people would fuck fat chicks like putting a paper bag over there heads and downing a bottle of rum

lol u like being fat n ugly and i dont like fat and ugly.lmao!!sounds like me.

“let that be a goal for you” – you smart muthafucka

I posted a comment at one of your normal motherfucker videos that your music parodies are great by I think your other videos are not really good.
..well theese breakup videos are the exceptions! I love theese! :)

LMFAO

even though i shouldnt because i wouldnt want u breaking up with me that way lol

lol i love this so much haha

wow, i was lookin for a good guidline to use for breakin up with my gf. this will be perfect, cuz she is way fat, but i think i’ll keep our baby cuz im a good parent

lmao love it

I would cry if you broke up with me too. You are funny, honey!

In the beginning, the fat stuff drags on a tad, but quickly recovers & I’m still laughing my ass off – definitely in my top funnies!

“uglier version of kathy bates” hahaha

ahahaha im sure theres plenty of blind people out there lol