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The Philadelphia Eagles are not literally eagles.
The football is not really made of a pig's skin.
The capital of Botswana is Gaborone.
Kevin Spacey was Keyser Soze the whole time.
It's pronounced "espresso", not "expresso".
The ShamWow can hold 21 times its weight in liquid! Cleans up every spill and won't scratch any surface! Beware of ShamWow imitators! Order now and get TWO more ShamWows FREE (just pay shipping and handling).
Andy Rooney is still alive.
Mozart did not write "Rock Me, Amadeus".
King Kong was not a monkey, he was technically an ape. Also, he was a fictional creature.
It is not appropriate to refer to Asian-Americans as "Ching Chong Chinamen".
Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.
The Mrs. Butterworth bottle will never, ever speak to you.
The Shopaholic
The Angry Hemophiliac
Rowdy Roddy Literacy Advocate
The Mustachioed Masseuse
Depends spokesperson June Allyson
Sippy Cup
The Hobosexual
The Spandex Crossing Guard
Colonel Gaywad
The Tampon
The Wounded, Slightly Stunned Ferret
Terry
10. Hiccups
9. Rickets
8. Lockjaw
7. Shingles
6. Lupus
5. Carbuncle
4. Clubfoot
3. Rubella
2. Sty
1. Prolapsed Bladder
Grumpiest Old Men: Rotting In Hell
The Return Of Bagger Vance
Swordfish 2: Halle Berry's Bush
Mars Attacks Again!
Ocean's 38
Analyze Thou
More Varsity Blues
Being John Malkovich's Optometrist
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Predator
Animals sure are neat, aren't they? Sure they are! Here are some fun and interesting names for different groups of animals. Share them with your pals! I like cutting myself.
A "pride" of lions.
A "parliament" of owls.
A "gaggle" of geese.
A "smegma" of snails.
A "hobbit" of deer ticks.
A "kangaroo" of koalas.
A "stingapalooza" of bees.
A "bedazzler" of unicorns.
A "Diet Shasta" of tapeworms.
A "genocide" of kittens.
A "Geraldo" of assholes.
A "butt-load" of autistic children.
10.I Can't Believe It's Not Stone Temple Pilots!
9.Dead & Bloated & Awesome
8.Why Ask Weiland
7.Rock Synagogue Airmen
6.Sucks Type Thing
5.STPTB
4.Granny O'Heroin's Good-Time Semi-Conscious Angry-Snake Fun Band
3.Stone Temple Hagar
2.Will Rock Out For Food
1.Velvet Revolver
