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Genius Genius

sure i would... when do you want results?

posted about 1 hour ago
 
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Hilarious Hilarious

Funny story...a coworker and I at an old job used to write Haiku about the shit jobs we had...this brings back fond memories of shitty memories! THANKS

posted about 6 hours ago
 

Hi Jason

Thanks for your hello mate I hope I never offend but the twisted the better ha ha!! :-)

There is currently a debate over in England about whether to give Maggie Thatcher a State burial or not. The only debate in Scotland is whether to bury her before or after she dies!
Apparently the cost of a State burial is GBP 3 million !!! For that money you could ... more >

Hi Jason

Thanks for your hello mate I hope I never offend but the twisted the better ha ha!! :-)

There is currently a debate over in England about whether to give Maggie Thatcher a State burial or not. The only debate in Scotland is whether to bury her before or after she dies!
Apparently the cost of a State burial is GBP 3 million !!! For that money you could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel and they would be more than happy to dig a hole deep enough to hand her directly back to Satan themselves!

Kind regards
FTY

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posted about 12 hours ago
 
Hilarious Hilarious

Salty water. HA!

posted about 16 hours ago
 
Awesome pants Awesome pants

If you get a chance check into funnierthanthou from the UK. He is being largely ignored here. (enjoy the haiku but have to be in the right mood to do it. More of a struggle for me.)

posted about 21 hours ago

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Sinning's always fun
But irony truly makes
it feel quite divine.

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Jason's Haiku Contest 1/9

Juxtaposition
Priests with sense of humor or
Just coincidence?

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Another day. Another chance to haiku.

http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/12923

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Jason's Haiku Contest 1/9

A hearty thanks to those who have posted and commented. We are off to a really great start with this thing. LeatherShorts writes:Wow. Bestiality, Big Words and Britain. Bangers and Mash to everyone and thanks to Jason for letting us play. And the Tony goes to…The man in ALL CAPS with a liver the size of Texas, Phukuhp. Solid from start to finish, with a double meaning.THE DRIVER DID SAYYOUR TRUNK MUST BE IN THE REARTHATS ANOTHER TALE2nd jessicaligulaRhyming and off the beaten path, brrrrrilli... full post

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