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Caption Contest for July 05, 2008
Funny enough to wear?
Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.
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WHAT? What do you mean the checker tournament got canceled? Little man tate had an asthma attack! Awwwww man and I just got me game face on! Ma be a dear and hand me the paint thinner, FAST!!
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Remember that day at Hickory Raceway, when someone stole the flags? And that guy was shakin’ his head at the end.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Benito couldn’t face his checkered past—like the time he was checkmated. Has that been used before?
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You, too, can have tattoos just like the ones shown here. QVC operators are standing by.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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How long has this been on my face? Why in the hell didn’t anyone tell me about this before my interview!?!
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This is why you don’t pass out at a friends house on the forth of July
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Danny Really wanted to be interracial, but the homies still didnt accept him.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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I also have a “W” tattooed on each butt cheek and when I bend over it says WOW!
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Not only did his eyes look like that of a pedophile, the chess board on his face was what ultimately got him two years in prison
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Steve loved his new tats no matter what anyone thought. But deep down he knew they’d hurt his baby-sitting career.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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On the sixth day God created land animals and man. On the seventh day God rested. On the eighth day God took LSD.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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“I used to have sexual feelings for small children, but then i discovered Rick’s Tattoo Parlor”
(posted about 1 months ago)
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The cops knew right away it was Bob when the call came out about a black and white man.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Years later some wondered if the exposure that Pearl recieved from the internet would change her.
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OH COME ON! MOM! DAD! IM FUCKING GAY ALLRIGHT! I LEARNED IT FROM DAD! IT WAS HIS GAY PORN FOR CHRIST SAKES! DIN’T THINK I WAS WATCHIN HUH DAD?
(posted about 1 months ago)
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What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a bald guy before?
(posted about 1 months ago)
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oh that’s little jimmy you know he’s a graphic arts major at WTF University
(posted about 1 months ago)
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trust me this was a better option and less painful than a vasectomy
(posted about 1 months ago)